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I have just been told that I am to attend school tomorrow. I have never been to an earth school before. Unless you are to count when Mad Mod tried to teach us a lesson. I am deeply hoping that normal school is nothing like that. Tell me, do teachers hypnotize their students typically?

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Mad Mod hypnotized his students, my friends and I. We are crime fighters, which he did not like. He wished us to allow crimes to happen. Is Earth school not like this? There is no hypnotizing involved in learning? I would be much saddened if there were.

... You're asking the wrong man.

You are not from Earth as well? Or you have just never been to any Earth schools?

Both. I'm turian.

I have not heard of any turians. I am from Tamaran. Have you heard of it?

How... can you not have heard of us...? We have the largest fleet in Council space...

No. I haven't.

I have not heard of this Council space. The only large fleets I have heard of are the ones the Gordanians have.

How have you not heard of Tamaran? Have you heard of the Gordanians? Or the swamp moons of Drenthax-Four? They are very well known.

... The turian fleet is second only to the asari. You can't be in Citadel Space and not know that.

None... of that is at all familiar.

Then perhaps we are from different dimensions as well? I had wished that there was someone else from my outer space here. Being the only alien can be rather lonely.

... I'm... not exactly human either.

I am not human either.

... how "not human"?

I have Orange skin, and my eyes are green. How not human are you?

Orange...? How orange?

I uh... I don't... look human at all.

um, orange orange.

I have known many races of aliens that are not like humans in appearance. How nonhuman do you appear to be?

Um... like this:

I have never met a race that is quite like you in appearance. Perhaps we truly are from different dimensions. Still, it is nice to know someone else who is not familiar with Earthly customs.

I am sorry to be rude. I now know what you look like and you do not know how I look. Sadly I have no pictures of myself to show.

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