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[littlebungorf]

I have just been told that I am to attend school tomorrow. I have never been to an earth school before. Unless you are to count when Mad Mod tried to teach us a lesson. I am deeply hoping that normal school is nothing like that. Tell me, do teachers hypnotize their students typically?

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[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

... What?

[littlebungorf.livejournal.com]

Mad Mod hypnotized his students, my friends and I. We are crime fighters, which he did not like. He wished us to allow crimes to happen. Is Earth school not like this? There is no hypnotizing involved in learning? I would be much saddened if there were.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

... You're asking the wrong man.

[littlebungorf.livejournal.com]

You are not from Earth as well? Or you have just never been to any Earth schools?

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

Both. I'm turian.

[all-my-circuits.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that was my reaction when it was happening. Super villians are weird.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

... Excuse me? Super what?

[all-my-circuits.livejournal.com]

Super villians. They go up against super heroes. They're big on trying to take over cities or robbing as many places as they can.

We kick their asses, though.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

... this is something off of a vid.

[nicotine-iodine.livejournal.com]

... The fuck're you talkin' bout, hon? School ain't nothin too bad.

[littlebungorf.livejournal.com]

Mad Mod hypnotized his students and turned them into brainless zombies. He was upset that my friends and I stopped the crime from happening. Is that not what school is like here?

[nicotine-iodine.livejournal.com]

... Uh. Fuck.

No. More like. You sit your ass in rows. Teacher lectures. You get tested. That's 'bout the size of it.

[all-my-circuits.livejournal.com]

High school doesn't exist where Star's from.

[littlebungorf.livejournal.com]

We have tutors. Though I doubt that is anything like what Earth schools are like.

[all-my-circuits.livejournal.com]

Some people on Earth have tutors, too, but they're probably not much like yours.

[nicotine-iodine.livejournal.com]

The fuck is she from? Mars--wait, no. Don't answer that. Goddamn space alien, huh?

[all-my-circuits.livejournal.com]

Little further away from us than Mars. But yeah, she's an alien.

[littlebungorf.livejournal.com]

Which am I not supposed to answer too?

[luke-l-lawliet.livejournal.com]

"Mars"?

Doctor Smart believes in martians...

[all-my-circuits.livejournal.com]

No, Star, most schools ain't like that. When I went to high school, I used to love it.

I can't say anything for what this school'll be like, though.

[littlebungorf.livejournal.com]

Oh. This is wonderful! What was your school like?

[all-my-circuits.livejournal.com]

Well, we had classes where teachers just talked and we were supposed to take notes about what they said. And then we had breaks when we got to hang out with our friends. And after school there were sports practices.

[littlebungorf.livejournal.com]

That does not sound very bad. I am to participate in these sports? Am I to play the football?

[luke-l-lawliet.livejournal.com]

What I recall of school is that it is a soul-sucking experience in mindless, mundane conformity.

[littlebungorf.livejournal.com]

eep. Do they really suck souls?