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[littlebungorf]

I have just been told that I am to attend school tomorrow. I have never been to an earth school before. Unless you are to count when Mad Mod tried to teach us a lesson. I am deeply hoping that normal school is nothing like that. Tell me, do teachers hypnotize their students typically?

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[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

... The turian fleet is second only to the asari. You can't be in Citadel Space and not know that.

None... of that is at all familiar.

[littlebungorf.livejournal.com]

Then perhaps we are from different dimensions as well? I had wished that there was someone else from my outer space here. Being the only alien can be rather lonely.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

... I'm... not exactly human either.

[littlebungorf.livejournal.com]

I am not human either.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

... how "not human"?

[littlebungorf.livejournal.com]

I have Orange skin, and my eyes are green. How not human are you?

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

Orange...? How orange?

I uh... I don't... look human at all.

[littlebungorf.livejournal.com]

um, orange orange.

I have known many races of aliens that are not like humans in appearance. How nonhuman do you appear to be?

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

Um... like this:

[littlebungorf.livejournal.com]

I have never met a race that is quite like you in appearance. Perhaps we truly are from different dimensions. Still, it is nice to know someone else who is not familiar with Earthly customs.

I am sorry to be rude. I now know what you look like and you do not know how I look. Sadly I have no pictures of myself to show.