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[littlebungorf]

I have just experienced my first day of Earthly high school! I believe it went well, aside from the reactions to Silkie. Earth schools are very different from my tutors on Tamaran. Tell me, why are schools obsessed with sitting in desks?

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[perfectdescent.livejournal.com]

Because they want to look down on you.

[littlebungorf.livejournal.com]

Oh. Having the students sitting in chairs would help the teachers to be able to look down on the students. Why does the angle of the students in relation to the teachers matter? Does it aid in the learning process?

[perfectdescent.livejournal.com]

...Aliens...

[littlebungorf.livejournal.com]

Yes I am!!!

[perfectdescent.livejournal.com]

Call your mothership to reduce this sinkhole to a charred pile of bones.

[littlebungorf.livejournal.com]

My mother was not a ship, and reducing anything to a pile of bones is not very nice. I do not think the people of this would would appreciate the reduction.

[perfectdescent.livejournal.com]

I'm a person in this world; I'll 'appreciate' it.

[littlebungorf.livejournal.com]

It is very sad that you would appreciate being reduced to a charred pile of bones. Do you have nothing that makes your life in this world worth living? Your friends perhaps?

[perfectdescent.livejournal.com]

Psh, what is 'happy' and 'sad' is relative to your makeup, okay? I don't need consoling.

[littlebungorf.livejournal.com]

but, I am not wearing make up.

Many people do not need consoling however it can still be appreciated.

[perfectdescent.livejournal.com]

Your misinterpretations are so aggravating... I'm actually physically angry.

[littlebungorf.livejournal.com]

I am sorry. I did not mean to misunderstand. I am still learning your customs.